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FART HOLE IN THE UNIVERSE

By Kayla Storlid



Four farts and many moons ago, in a city in the sky called Fartopolis, star kid Orien was having a poppy day. Things were not going his way. He needed a distraction.

(Illo: A Map of Fartapolis with Sir Farts A Lot Castle, Tiny Toots Childcare, Old Farts Coffee Corner, Dutch Oven Diner and a black hole in the center of the city. The black hole has a sign that says no kids allowed.)

Orien thought…


Hmmmm, I wonder if I fart into the hole in the Universe, what would happen on Earth?

So, he counted to three.

One, two, three, PFFFF and he LET IT RIP right into the hole in the Universe.

What do you think happened on Earth?
(DON'T FORGET TO HIT PAUSE)

Those were really good guesses!

Actually, Orien created WIND!

The stinky kind, like when you pass by a farm on a hot sunny day.

(Illo: A picture of a farmer girl and farm animals with clothespins on their noses. The wind is spreading the seeds.)

The next day, Orien was so excited that he told his friend Gemini.

"HEY, HEY, Gemini, guess what? Yesterday, I farted into the hole in the Universe, and I made wind on Earth. I wonder what will happen if we do it together."

So, they counted to three.

One, two, three, PFFFFF and they LET IT RIP right into the hole in the Universe.

What do you think happened on Earth?
(DON'T FORGET TO HIT PAUSE)


Again, great guesses!

Together, Orien and Gemini created FARTNADOS!

Not the dangerous kind. The kind you see when the wind swirls the dust on an old gravel road. You know, dust devils.

(Illo: A picture of a dust tornado with a farmer girl and farm animals. The farmer girl and animals have blowing hair, fur and feathers. The seeds are swirling.)

Orien and Gemini were so excited that they had to tell Little Dipper.

"HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, Little Dipper. I farted into the hole in the Universe, and I made wind on Earth. Then we did it together, and we made FARTNADOS. Let's see what happens when we all COMBINE FORCES.”'


So, they counted to three.

One, two, three PFFFFFFFFF and they LET IT RIP right into the hole in the Universe.

What do you think happened on Earth?
(DON'T FORGET TO HIT PAUSE)

I wish I was there reading with you right now to know what you guessed. Great job guessing!

Well, that was an epic day on Earth....

That...was...the...day...the…whole…world… got...SHAAPOPPIED ON.

(Illo: A picture of a farmer girl and farm animals with umbrellas. Poop is coming out of the sky and covering the crops and land.)

The star kids thought uh-oh. This might be bad and they went to get help from their friend Uranus.

Uranus had a green thumb and knew Earthly ways.

When Uranus saw what his friends had done, he let out a laugh so big, he started to cry.

Uranus explained it was not a bad thing after all. He said, with a big smile, “See, the WIND spread the seeds all across the land and the FARTNADOS mixed them all up. The SHAAPOOPY will make everything grow BIGGER, BRIGHTER and STRONGER!”

(Illo: A picture of a happy farmer girl and farm animals with tons of huge crops. There is one alien plant growing.)


Maybe poopy days are not so bad after all.

I wonder what the Star Kids will be up to next?

Until next time, LET IT RIP!