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Fart Hole in the Universe

By Kayla Storlid

This story is called Fart Hold in the Universe. It takes place in a city in the sky called Fartopolis.

Fartopolis include Sir Farts A Lot Castle, Dutch Oven Diner, Old Farts Coffee House and Tiny Toots Preschool.

In the middle of the city is a black hole that the children are not supposed to visit. But, Orion is having a poopy day and he needed a distraction. So, he decides to fart into the black hole to see what will happen on Earth.

In his excitement he gets his friends involved to see what will happen when they combine forces.

Each time they fart into the black hole, a little farm, which includes a farmer girl and all her farm animals are affected by the farting frenzy.

This book is interactive. Each time they fart, I am going to ask you, what do you think happened on Earth?

(REMEMBER TO HIT PAUSE TO GIVE EVEYONE TIME TO GUESS)

Are you ready?